Saturday, August 25, 2007

9 Dangerous Words Women Use

9 DANGEROUS WORDS WOMEN USE

1.) Fine :
**This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes:
**If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the
house.

3.) Nothing :
** This is the calm before the storm.
This means
something, and you should be on your
toes.
Arguments that begin with Nothing
usually end in Fine.

4.) Go Ahead :
**This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh :
**This is not actually a word, but is
a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing
with you about Nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
Nothing.)

6.) That's Okay :
**This is one of the most dangerous
statements a
women can make to a man. That's Okay
means
she wants to think long and hard
before deciding
how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

7.) Thanks:
**A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever:
**Is a women's way of saying SCREW
YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
**Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a
woman has
told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man
asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to #3.

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